ridinghi:

ridinghi:

i have always wondered…

ok. call me an asshole.

now somebody explain to me. when i say “you are beautiful,” i am “obviously lying” or I cannot be “sincere” at all. why? because i dont know you at all. i have not seen your face. i have not read your poem. i have not heard your…

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

themagiccane:

Never be ashamed of the fashion style you like
Never be ashamed of the type of music you like
Never be ashamed of the TV shows you watch
Never be ashamed of the movies you like
Never be ashamed of what you draw
Never be ashamed of what books you like
Never be ashamed of your ships
Never be ashamed of being you

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

Me:  Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
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neilpatrickharry:

rapidballoondog:

bonzaibarbarian:

lady-valentina:

staandupanndscream:

captainbaseballbatboy:

apparently-abombshell:

demoniccupcake:

spartansmoothies:

fiberfingers:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

This makes me so mad I can’t even. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just….what the fuck.

Well it is mostly true. Can’t say I trust the statistics… but…

I fucking hate this in every way that it’s possible to hate something. It’s just horrible and terrible and wrong. These people clearly don’t know what abstinence means or how it works and I just really hate that this exists at all. Fuck everything about this.

“This perk, like many on this list, applies mostly to the ladies.”

Go fuck yourself. In the ass. With a cactus. You sexist fucking prick.

Abstinence is a choice and it is no better or worse than any other sexual choice. And it is definitely not a better choice just because you’re a lady. Fuck you for even mentioning that. Even if you don’t save yourself for marriage, that doesn’t automatically mean your going to hop into bed with your significant other before you’re ready. This is so, so very wrong.

I hate this like Satan hates humans.

What the fuck. Have they not seen the film Teeth?

This is beyond fucking ridiculous -_-

Those statics don’t seem right to me. I seriously doubt having sex will increase your chance of not graduating high school/college. I’m not even sure how you make that connection. Are they trying to say once you have sex that you’re going to be thinking about it instead of school. Give me fucking break. And birth control isn’t just used for preventing pregnancy. Just because a woman uses birth control doesn’t mean she’s having sex. And why is it every time the topic of sex gets brought up they always have to direct it towards women. It takes two to tango. Both the man and woman should be equally responsible if they have sex. They make sound like if you have sex before marriage you’re a disgusting tainted whore that’s going to hell. And once again the female is the one who gets the bad end of the deal of this. People are gonna have sex when they want how they want. As long as it’s consented that’s all that matters.

as easy as it is to hate this. They didn’t say anything wrong. The “better Relationship” was a well drawn conclusion at worse. No they do not demonize people who have sex. They did not say you’re not a lady if you don’t have sex. They did not imply that if you have sex yu will not graduate high school. No, they weren’t putting all the responsibility of sex on women. Only 3 out of 9 of the benefits mostly applied to women., and only 1 benefit only applied to ladies. if you’re not having sex, you don’t need birth control… fact. and last but certainly not least, They in no way implied that if you have sex you will have sex with every partner you have before you are ready. Just because you are offended does not mean you are right.

That last one ^^^

yeah i’m all for that last one there

inlesbianswithyouu:

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

LOL yep

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY