amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

grim reaper
teen suicide
i will be my own hell because there is a devil inside my body
13,973 plays

snailfriend:

sorry mom and dad

me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok


lmao yas


WHAt


I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg


WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE


goodbye forever


this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok

lmao yas

WHAt

I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg

WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE

goodbye forever

this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

laughhard:


Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

carapherxelia:

The 1975 - Robbers ✚

carapherxelia:

The 1975 - Robbers 

pika-bubblez:

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

image

starksfell:

those textbooks that rip out your soul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)

Heyyo.
amazed:

I follow everyone back!

amazed:

I follow everyone back!

grim reaper
teen suicide
i will be my own hell because there is a devil inside my body
13,973 plays

snailfriend:

sorry mom and dad

me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok


lmao yas


WHAt


I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg


WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE


goodbye forever


this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok

lmao yas

WHAt

I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg

WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE

goodbye forever

this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

laughhard:


Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

carapherxelia:

The 1975 - Robbers ✚

carapherxelia:

The 1975 - Robbers 

pika-bubblez:

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

image

starksfell:

those textbooks that rip out your soul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)